When I only take my subs temp, I like to use Vaseline. She also likes it, specially if I say to her that she cannot wipe her ass after the temp. So her but is sticky because of the Vaseline. Prefer KY, like when it feels cool and slicker than Vaseline. Also, like knowing that its what a physician would use in a medical setting. If you want to try something different, try a dab of Vick's Vapo Rub or the generic equivalent.
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Show less Rectal thermometer usage is usually limited to taking a baby's temperature, but this method also may be used on aging adults who are ill. Doctors say that taking rectal temperature is the most accurate, especially for children under the age of four or anyone else who cannot cooperate in the taking of an oral temperature.
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